So where exactly do you rank in the hierarchy of the void? Do you rank higher than Kog'Maw? I don't believe I've seen this one asked, but I could've easily missed it.
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YOU COULD SAY I AM UPPER MIDDLE CLASS. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS LIKE ME, HOWEVER I HAVE ONLY EVER MET THREE SUCH CREATURES. LET THIS BE A TESTAMENT TO THE SIZE OF THE VOID.
Do you know any bedtime stories?
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OF COURSE I DO. WHY DO YOU ASK?
Do you prefer being in a lane as Cho'Gath or do you feel more comfortable in the jungle?
I AM FINE WITH EITHER, THOUGH GANKING FROM THE JUNGLE ALWAYS AMUSES ME, SEEING THE ENEMY TEAM RETREAT IN PANIC GIVES ME A GOOD LAUGH.
Cho, are you even Viable in Ranked Anymore?
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I AM TOO FRUSTRATED TO ANSWER THIS.
Cho Gath, how can you actually type on a keyboard with those tiny arms and talons?
NO PART OF ME IS TINY, AS I HAVE EXPLAINED BEFORE I USE A MIXTURE OF STAINLESS STEEL KEYBOARDS AND VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE.
The number of insolent fools nagging and harassing you is simply appalling, void creature. It's shocking how much restraint you show. Had they come to me with their useless banter there would be a considerable number of skulls about me and less stupidity. Tell me, why such reserve when dealing with these simpletons when you could simply consume them and be done with it?
I CAN NEVER KEEP TRACK OF WHICH ONE OF THESE FOOLS IS A SUMMONER, THE LEAGUE MAKES SUCH AN UPROAR ABOUT EATING SUMMONERS THAT I HAVE FOUND I ACTUALLY GET LESS FLACK BY JUST BEARING WITH THESE INSOLENT FLESH SACKS.
Does your tail actually serve a purpose? I mean, it is probably for balance and whatnot, but who knows. Voidborns are very interesting creatures.
IT PROVIDES ME WITH INCREASED AGILITY AND DEXTERITY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PROVIDING ME WITH A BLUDGEONING WEAPON.
Oh, heres a proper question You sound quite.. Intelligent, are you usually violent or just passive? Other than constantly screaming and being a giant dinosaur thing, you kind of seem a bit.. Wimpy.
OH HEY LOOK AT THIS, INSULTS FROM SOMEONE WHO PRETENDS TO BE A SMALL PINK MOUSE FETUS.
*Matt comes up and uppercuts you, sending you flying back.* Hello. Wanto fight? Im in the mood for a battle.
I WILL PREFACE THIS WITH SAYING NONE OF WHAT YOU JUST PUT BETWEEN ASTERICKS HAPPENED.
NOW, THIS IS THE MOST IDIOTIC QUESTION I HAVE RECEIVED IN A WHILE, NOT ONLY DOES THIS INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE BUT IT ALSO INSULTS MY DIGNITY. TO THINK I WOULD BOTHER INTERACTING WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU FOR ANY AMOUNT OF TIME OVER THE SPAN OF THIS QUESTION IS JUST THE HIGHEST FORM OF INSULT I HAVE RECEIVED IN WEEKS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A DISGUSTINGLY INEPT FAILURE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AGES AGO.
I haven't played you in a game in a while but the other week when I did I wondered why it was harder to land ruptures, then I found out about the ring the enemy sees, and now I found out that it's visible to the summoner using you, I personally think this is one of the most ridiculous things that has happened to your abilities. Good thing they buffed it by .05 seconds to make it easier to hit people, I mean that must be SO helpful -.-. How do you feel about this ring that lets the enemy escape?
THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS CHANGE THE LEAGUE COULD MAKE FOR ME, I MEAN HONESTLY IF THE RUMBLING GROUND AND THE RISING OF DUST DID NOT WARN YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU HONESTLY DESERVE TO GET HIT BY MY RUPTURE. A GLOWING RING DOES NOTHING BUT CRIPPLE ME MORE. IF THIS DOES NOT GET FIXED SOON THERE WILL BE A RECKONING.
